Fat Creeps is that Summer afternoon, perfectly equidistant from the end of 6th grade and the beginning of 7th, when you ate that poorly proportioned peanut butter and jelly sandwich which had been prepared for you in the hopes that the bad news would go down a little more smoothly. You paid no attention, slowly chewing, listening to the radio on the kitchen table which was playing what would become your third favorite song.
To this day it is still your third favorite song.
To this day you will not touch peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
To this day everyone asserts that there was no radio in the kitchen.